I'm finally home, tucked up in my own bed with Medea purring by my pillow. Okay, so I have every light in the entire house blazing, but that's beside the point. I'm home.

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Okay, so I kind of, all right, I outright lied to the doctors and said there was someone here who could watch out for me - hey, Medea's here, right? But they wouldn't let me go home without that assurance and I needed to be home.

So there's no need for any of you to go telling them different. Okay?